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- Woodland taxes on the rise because of The Stoats’ increasing number!
- Members of the Woodland Order propose new methods to encumber!
- New legislation must be passed to preserved our Woodland values!
- An analysis reveals what is the causes of all our issues…
With newspaper held in hand, the bleak horizon beckoned,
It’s time to leave our Woodland home!
The Young Stoat sadly reckoned.
I’ll never leave, this is my home!
Said Grandfather Stoat in a heartbroken tone, and repressed epiphany.
But times have changed, and we should just go
But for you and yours.
And not me.
(C) R Stephens, 2019